i am sick :-(

I am stuck halfway between two foreign countries... Sickness and Health. Had I a choice, I would happily inhabit the latter, gladly hand over my passport to be stamped, allow retinas to be scanned, fingerprints recorded. Í´m almost there, had my bags checked in, boarding card issued, obligatory cup of pre-flight coffee drunk, but every time I look up the flight has been delayed... Here I remain, in no man´s land.