Saturday, 5.53pm

Are you scared of dying?
I’m on the verge of a fundamental lifestyle change.
It’s 4am, we’ve just got home and it’s almost light.
Do you like these ones? Too secretary?
Did you know the tube was closed today?
This is just between ourselves.
I think you’re hot.
Ow, get off my foot!
You don’t understand.
I love you.
Do you have the Hard-Fi album?
No, I don’t eat cheese.
If you carry on doing that I’ll be really pissed off with you.
Can we go now?
It’s one-thirty already.
I’m gonna make an almond torte.
How was the wedding?
I’m going to work at 5pm.
It’s all too much.
How can one person be so ….?