Naked Truth

Can you believe it? A man got arrested here recently for walking around naked. Hmmm. Ok, a bit harsh I thought, but then it's not really great to be scaring small children is it? He might not have been very attractive either... Hang on, the story continues.... he was arrested for walking around naked where? No, you can't be serious? IN HIS OWN HOME!! Imagine. He's now been sent for psychological testing and will be fined or sent to prison for this indescretion. I'm now getting worried... it's so flipping hot here, what if I inadvertently let the towel slip as I'm stepping into my room after a shower? Eeekkk! Better buy a bath robe...